Musings of a Teenage Sage

Annie: So I should be shot?

Heather: No, I don't believe in corporal punishment.

posted by Annie @ 10:44 AM 0 comments

Heather: I can't imagine what it would be like if we ever end up fighting over a guy. seriously, it's gonna be really bad.
Annie: I'd give him to you.
Heather: You would not, and I wouldn't take him.
Annie: Yes I would! If you really liked him, I would!
Heather: No, I think we'd just have to like destroy him. Terminate him or something, because, otherwise, it would be bad.

posted by Annie @ 7:59 AM 1 comments

Meth, Meth, Metha...Methamphetamines!!!

What Kind of Pasta is That???

posted by Annie @ 6:59 AM 0 comments

Joben: Some people go to Six Flags. I just go to Wal-Mart with Annie.

posted by Annie @ 7:39 PM 0 comments

And the new hit single from the New Gooses!
Mother's Bumpers!!!!
"When all you got left is mom,
bump along, bump along,
just to make it through.
And even when your cocoa's gone,
bump along, bump along like I know you do."

posted by Annie @ 10:39 AM 0 comments

Heather: Carrots come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes.
Annie: So do humans.
Heather: And thus concludes our anatomy lesson for the day.

posted by Annie @ 10:29 AM 1 comments

Heather: Maybe you can go to like a sew-down or something.

posted by Annie @ 9:46 AM 0 comments

Ric's Life Lessons: Pearls of Wisdom

1. Study with a pencil in your hand.
2. Marry up, and keep it on the down low.
3. Always look for the dotted line.
4. Don't be afraid of your microwave.

Latrice:
1. Marry for love the first time.
2. And if it doesn't work out, marry for money the second time.

posted by Annie @ 1:27 PM 2 comments

Heather, during Ric's education of modern music: Oh! I wonder if he knows about My Humps!

posted by Annie @ 11:21 AM 0 comments

Ric: I weep for the future of our country
Heather: But WE are the future of our country!
Ric: That's why I weep.

posted by Annie @ 8:10 AM 1 comments

Heather: I'm not aristocratic.
Annie: Yeah you are, babe.
Heather: Well it's only because I was born into a family of nobles.
lol

posted by Annie @ 1:51 PM 0 comments

"This is gonna be a long summer." -Heather

(Annie singing the chipmunks part of Lonely)

posted by Annie @ 10:49 AM 0 comments

Notes from the trip.

I now officially respond to the name Einna (my name backwards, pronounced E-na).
Never entrust the future of your sunburn status to an 8 year old. I came out relatively unscathed though.
Hermit crabs were not meant for the water.
Always make the best of your sleeping conditions. no elaboration. lol...
I can go for a week without drying my hair, even when a hair dryer is available.
I'm trigger happy.
Method #3 for getting members of the opposite sex to leave me alone: have a child. Anywhere I went with Annie Kate, people didn't check me out or do anything inappropriate. Me with guy at Aeropostale: Me: Can you open one of those dressing rooms for me? Guy: Oh yeah sure.. (Opens door. Looks down. Sees stroller.) Oh. Did you want to take the stroller in with you?
It was very effective. Maybe I could even adopt a child so as to avoid a guy in the process of obtaining a child as well! This method is up for scrutiny.
So, I'm tan and happy and rested. I start work tomorrow. Haven't worked in like three weeks, so that'll be fun.
I heard some news on the trip that made me think about the brevity of life and how good my life is and has been. It made me with that I could change so many things and so many people and wake them up to see the path that they're on and where it leads. A clear picture is before them, but I just don't think that even this will be enough to show the light. I mean, God can do anything. He can use anything. He can use something little, or He can use something huge like this, but I can so easily see it being changed to be used as something else. I don't know. I just am thankful that He woke me up when He did and that now I can see the light. Sometimes I doubt if it shines through me at all, though, but I know it's there, even if I can't see it, because my life is not what it was, and it is not what it could be, so I am eternally grateful. I will just pray that one day, things will be as they should be, even if I'm not there to see it.
Bye ya'll.

posted by Annie @ 2:02 PM 2 comments

Note to Self: Packing all of one's stuff for a week long trip right before you have to leave is an unwise course of action.
Staying out to til midnight after being up late every night studying for finals is also an unwise course of action.
Michael Douglas is not a very good actor.
Batteries are difficult to find whenever you need them.
Ipods take a long time to charge.
Running for long periods of time causes one to become attached to one's running shoes.
Seeing people with short hair will cause one to want to chop all of one's hair off.
It is difficult to find cds appropriate for children under the age of 13.
After extended studying, getting out of the car without a backpack can cause one to feel as though an appendage has been left behind.
Friends can be made in the most dire of circumstances.
Annie Kate is going to be very heavy.

I am very happy to be done.
Running 4.5 miles may cause blisters and soreness, but it produces an incredible sense of accomplishemnt and well being.
My room is messy.
Soffees are the best.
Bending over backwards is very thereputic, especially in the IC building.
The stairs are faster than the elevator.
I need a tan.
Trying to tell me not to drive when I am tired is a very bad idea.
Librarians can be quite indignant at times.

Love to all.

posted by Annie @ 7:45 AM 2 comments